why you shouldn't follow your kids on facebook

Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Follow Your Kids on Facebook:

10.  It pisses you off that they never comment on your status.  Ever.
9.    It pisses you off when you realize that they comment on everyone else's status.
8.   They have more friends than you, including most of your friends.
7.   They have friends that you find questionable (who is that guy anyway?)
6.   You have concerns about the change in status in their "relationship."  (When did it get that serious?)
5.   You are afraid to comment on their "anything" because they'll accuse you of spying.
4.   They get pissed at you and unfriend you. 
3.   You realize that they are posting things on Facebook in the middle of Theology class and Tech class and AP English . . . do they ever pay attention to the teachers?
2.   They take over your picture album
1.   They are tagging pics on Facebook instead of doing their scholarship applications.  Hellloooo, is Facebook going to be paying for your college . . . focus people.

Oops, I just got unfriended.  Again.