1. All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting them to drop something (dishes, a "bomb," etc.)
2. Show me a good loser and I will show you a someone who screams in a shower.
3. Making and eating good bread with real butter is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time.
4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy doing stupid things and ignoring the wishes of their constituents.
5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine driving someplace and asking for directions.
6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without garlic or chocolate in it.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to watching "the Boy in the Stripe Pajamas," tomorrow my plans include Zachariah's softball game and Sunday, I want to do nothing!
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